back from the honeymoon in negril jamaica after a great small wedding in a small church by the st-lawrence river in my home town.
People rarely get married these days where i live, so it was a pretty big deal for all my loved ones.
Running gag during the reception was that my wife bought me a titanium wedding ring, so my golf buddys said she paid it by melting down my driver since golf wont be an issue anymore!
Knock out a few kids and your job on this planet will be done
Get the marker down early though - people said getting married and having kids would mean less golf. I just told her early on, "Love, I was playing golf long before I met you, why would you want me to change?"
back from the honeymoon in negril jamaica after a great small wedding in a small church by the st-lawrence river in my home town.
People rarely get married these days where i live, so it was a pretty big deal for all my loved ones.
Running gag during the reception was that my wife bought me a titanium wedding ring, so my golf buddys said she paid it by melting down my driver since golf wont be an issue anymore!
subtle message!
Congrats on the marriage, but not on the golf issue.
When I got married, all of my buddies were creating a tunnel of HG drivers (the golfer's sword) when we entered the reception.
Congrats on the marriage, but not on the golf issue.
When I got married, all of my buddies were creating a tunnel of HG drivers (the golfer's sword) when we entered the reception.
Ted,
That may the funniest thing I have EVER read here!
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure and you might remember me from such films as 'The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed' and 'They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall.'"
Birth to 2 - Diapers, Special foods, Pediatrician on speed dial
2-5 - Toys-R-Us entertainment, Zoos, Dr. Suess, Prep for Swimming, Soccer, Baseball, Karate, Ballet, (Golf), Huge birthdays and holidays.
5-14 - After school and weekend taxi service, sleepovers, fixing computer viruses, camping, and team coaching
14-18 - Damage control
18 to Marriage - Financial bailouts
I wouldn't trade it for anything and I'd do it over in a heartbeat.
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1-H "Because of questions of all kinds, reams of additional detail must be made available - but separately, and probably endlessly." Homer Kelly
Birth to 2 - Diapers, Special foods, Pediatrician on speed dial
2-5 - Toys-R-Us entertainment, Zoos, Dr. Suess, Prep for Swimming, Soccer, Baseball, Karate, Ballet, (Golf), Huge birthdays and holidays.
5-14 - After school and weekend taxi service, sleepovers, fixing computer viruses, camping, and team coaching
14-18 - Damage control
18 to Marriage - Financial bailouts
I wouldn't trade it for anything and I'd do it over in a heartbeat.
Almost forgot -
School homework and projects with parental involvement (those are the ones where the parents compete with each other but try to make it look like the kids did it.)
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1-H "Because of questions of all kinds, reams of additional detail must be made available - but separately, and probably endlessly." Homer Kelly
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