I almost never watch TV. Some golf and golf channel programming upon occasion. Today a flu knocked me on my butt, and I stayed home. I put on the golf channel for background noise while I tried to sleep it off. I didn't have the slightest inkling of what I have been missing....
If I buy:
The Stancefinder
F2 wedges
The StrokeSaver Putter Grip
Medicus driver
Momentus Power Hitter
The Swing Machine DVD
The Rick Smith Golf Glove
...the aggregation of their guaranteed improvement (or similar results of their test subjects) will yield me....
drives of 355 yds down the middle and scores below 64.
I'm excited. I guess I don't have to work on assembling and refining swing components anymore.
I almost never watch TV. Some golf and golf channel programming upon occasion. Today a flu knocked me on my butt, and I stayed home. I put on the golf channel for background noise while I tried to sleep it off. I didn't have the slightest inkling of what I have been missing....
If I buy:
The Stancefinder
F2 wedges
The StrokeSaver Putter Grip
Medicus driver
Momentus Power Hitter
The Swing Machine DVD
The Rick Smith Golf Glove
...the aggregation of their guaranteed improvement (or similar results of their test subjects) will yield me....
drives of 355 yds down the middle and scores below 64.
I'm excited. I guess I don't have to work on assembling and refining swing components anymore.
Almost, Theodan.
Unfortunately, the above mentioned training aids will yield only a 68. For that 64, you must invest in the Sky Caddy, preferably with personal instruction from Peter Jacobson and Jim Hardy.
On second thought, forget those guys and just ask Natalie!
For insurance, you might as well hit up A.J. Bonar for The Secret, Roger Fredericks for a few stretching exercises and David Leadbetter for his Swingsetter.
Finally, make a few passes under the Swing Coach. It'll help your slice, and besides, Jack needs the money.
With those add-ons, I would have to check my financial statements first. Second, if I bought most of the "secrets"... schedule an AI therapist to deprogram what would be a scrambled computer.
The ""purchases" this season which gave me help with my Hitting were righthanded golfgloves (for some reason it really keeps my head in my hands), and whenever I pick up a club... I always carry it in my right hand.... with forearm, PP1, PP3, aligned.. bent wrist. (A corollary of something Harvey Penick once wrote).
Yoda, the site looks great. Thanks, as always, to you and those who have efforted this faithful compendium of Homer Kelley's teachings... ever enhanced by your insight and the contributions of a great community.
Words are the means to meaning, and too often cavaliered. Mr. Kelley's nomenclature is more than words, it is a foundation for perspective. Devoid of perspective, a journey lacks direction. Imperatives, flying wedges, 3 Hinges, and an Inclined Plane.... the direction is clear and comprehensible; the quest is one of expanding understanding and precision. This is a super adventure.
(Didn't mean to get profound... also drafting a speech for someone and have had too much flu medication... apparently).
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