[innercityteacher]

The part about the color was just for fun. White golfballs you know. But covered with dirt - that should also work.

Work stuff has been hectic. I know you have made a tough decision about going to the Master's.

Let me try to be gentle about this... if a medieval Pope wanted to get to the Master's, he would have had to promise somebody 800 priests saying daily mass for their forgiveness for 80 years. If President Obama wanted to go, I think it would rain 30 inches because GOD would get angry. (I'm a Hubert Humphry guy.)

Since the your child is doing well, and congratulations BTW, why not consider taking the Mrs. to see the azaleas? I'm guessing she likes flowers? Does she like to fly? Does she enjoy the attention of nice Southerners? As the kids would say, "Feelin' me on this?"

Your countrymen will really enjoy the autographed hats and things you bring back and the stories about speaking with Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson and the signed photo of Win McMurray (don't show the Mrs. that one). Lynn might introduce you to all sorts of people!

Stories are like gold on the golf course while waiting for the foursome in front of you to make their 9th shot each on a par 3.

Anyway, you are a sensible guy by all indications...


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