[innercityteacher]

In other words, you had better be larger than some of my 5th graders. I'm tempted to hop in my car, drive to the great lily pastel suburban sissy-fest of Bollingbrook, and use you as a driving mat.


Our slope is 125; that makes the slope on my right leg, 148, and 123 on my left leg.

I'm sorry my enthusiasm bothers you. Walking down the street after 11 hip operations and 9 months at the Mayo Clinic gets me jazzed up. After going one under for 6 holes on Saturday on the back 9 (played 27 total), lightning bolts were leaping from my eyes!

I grabbed our club champ and we took $10 (their max bet) from two of the biggest sand-baggers at the club ( both have shot par in the last month but still have 14 hcps. somehow) in another 9 holes in the afternoon after giving them 6 strokes. (The Cuscowilla beer fund is now $167!)

One of those guys on the tee, told me he didn't believe I could come from shooting in the high 90's in March to a 78 about 10 days ago. That guy took $10 from me in (April). I had 2 sandies on my way to laying a 39 on top of them.

Anyway, if you want to blame anyone for my 12.1 GHIN which should come down again, BTW, blame LBG and yourself! If you guys weren't so damn good at teaching "Plane-Golf," I'd still be staring at my divots.

Listen Daryl, try to look at it this way. You know all that Viagra you take, right? (I know it's hard being 88, man. The aches in the bones, stiffness in all the wrong joints.) I feel like that when I breathe !

Look. We will play golf, together, ok? I'll bring an umbrella and a jug of sweet-tea with some mint. You relax and rest, ok? If it gets too hot for you, we can take a long lunch and get you a cold towel. $2 Nassau, you can owe me.

There's no shame in teaching others to be the best they can be. It's pure joy, brother, as you must know!

YBGF

Hi Kevin,

I'm embarrassed when Innercityteacher drags you into our "poking fun at and harassing each other". He's such a crybaby. I'm positive that the Courses in Minnesota are great. But Innercityteacher plays on a 105 sloped course in Pennsylvania and thinks an 85 is an ass-whoop-in great score. Man, give a guy a little Lag Pressure and a Flat Left Wrist and he thinks he's ready for the Hooters-Tour.