[12 piece bucket]

That photoshop job your friend did, after a second viewing, looks a fake as the boobs on Bucket when he's hostessing at Denny's. I mean, its pretty impressive at first glance but.....

Fool . . . those are au naturale . . . the third nipple IS fake . . . tat.

And yes . . . Tiger and I were "intimate" . . . I got text messages, sticky notes, and a goat with hot dawg chili stains to prove it.