[Mike O]

Y'all ain't buying this load are you????

How many people had to die or go to a vet for you to win Mike? Did you play as a dude or a chick . . . or both?

Y'all thought all that coughing during your b.s. or walking really slow or some crap was gamesmanship . . . wait until you have to play with a guy that says "excuse me I have to relieve myself" . . . and then proceeds to piss all in his pants . . . now that's some tough scoring conditions . . . speaking of scoring conditions . . . Mike how was that auction at the goat ranch?

The city denied my goat ranching permit- I can't get into the details of why but I'm frustrated by the whole situation At this time I just have an imitation goat that I purchased at Wal-Mart until I'm able to put the real things on the property. Regarding gamesmanship - I believe Matthew had a post somewhere - where he described many possible valid ideas for gamesmanship- all perfectly within the USGA rules of golf. I think this thread could now move forward in discussing the rules of golf and let's start by showing me WHERE it says that "relieving myself in my pants" is a violation of the USGA rules! Or are you telling me that Tiger can have 10 guys move a boulder but I cannot relieve myself in my pants on the golf course? As usual Bucket you are shooting blanks from the hip - please provide the facts with the USGA rule section.

P.S. Just so no one attacks me from a different angle- I do believe that the R&A does consider such an act - a violation of the R&A rules of golf. However, in the U.S. it is permissible under the USGA rules of golf.