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We REALLY did meet and hit some balls. I told him to meet me at the club. I had never seen him/her before. But I knew upon arrival that it was the infamous Mike O. He was double parked at the back of the parking lot . . . purple Vega with spinners, no doors . . . he was sitting in the front seat holding a 9-volt battery on his tongue . . . . looking at a JC Penny catalogue circa 1981 . . . WITH NO PANTS ON. At least he was on his best behavior. His personalized plate said "4NiK8OR".

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I asked KOC to research this and he has sent me this pdf. Apparently its actually JC Penny 1977, from a new series of books Mike is writing entitled, "Here's how to get your ass kicked"........its all largely autobiographical as are most first books. Lots of great decorating tips too.

http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/a...d=124935126 6