A.p.b.

[O.B.Left]

We REALLY did meet and hit some balls. I told him to meet me at the club. I had never seen him/her before. But I knew upon arrival that it was the infamous Mike O. He was double parked at the back of the parking lot . . . purple Vega with spinners, no doors . . . he was sitting in the front seat holding a 9-volt battery on his tongue . . . . looking at a JC Penny catalogue circa 1981 . . . WITH NO PANTS ON. At least he was on his best behavior. His personalized plate said "4NiK8OR".

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I asked KOC to research this and he has sent me this pdf. Apparently its actually JC Penny 1977, from a new series of books Mike is writing entitled, "Here's how to get your ass kicked"........its all largely autobiographical as are most first books. Lots of great decorating tips too.

http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/a...d=124935126 6

[powerdraw]

i cant take it amnymore! i'm peeing in my jumpsuit!

[12 piece bucket]

I asked KOC to research this and he has sent me this pdf. Apparently its actually JC Penny 1977, from a new series of books Mike is writing entitled, "Here's how to get your ass kicked"........its all largely autobiographical as are most first books. Lots of great decorating tips too.

http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/a...d=124935126 6

Whew . . . . blood pressure dropped a little there . . . .

[O.B.Left]

KOC just sent me a new investigative report. Heres what we're looking at.

-they met on line.
-the face to face did happen. And this is the sick part........
-despite calculated internet personas they are both middle aged white men.

Ive heard about this sort of thing before, just didnt think it could happen right here.

[drewitgolf]

I was laughing so hard I was crying.

[Yoda]

I asked KOC to research this and he has sent me this pdf. Apparently its actually JC Penny 1977, from a new series of books Mike is writing entitled, "Here's how to get your ass kicked"........its all largely autobiographical as are most first books. Lots of great decorating tips too.

http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/a...1&d=1249351266

Thanks, KOC. Until a little 'deep reading', I thought Bucket was doin' his thing. And very well, too!

Thanks for posting. Lots of laughs for me. But then . . .

I was there!

[Mike O]

KOC just sent me a new investigative report. Heres what we're looking at.

-they met on line.
-the face to face did happen. And this is the sick part........
-despite calculated internet personas they are both middle aged white men.

Ive heard about this sort of thing before, just didnt think it could happen right here.

I actually have the audio and video recordings - secretly taped - as I left the "in-person" meeting - all the agents had 12 piece Bucket surrounded, pinned to the ground, miranda rights and related stuff- when he posts now it's from a 6 x 6 jail cell. He'll try to convince you that it didn't happen, that he's just at home watching TV, that he's normal like everyone else. We know better here - and you can thank me for taking the risk, stepping up when others wouldn't and putting my nuts in the line of fire - so that other white males might not be victimized by this predator that pretends to be a golfer. Disgusting!

[12 piece bucket]

I actually have the audio and video recordings - secretly taped - as I left the "in-person" meeting - all the agents had 12 piece Bucket surrounded, pinned to the ground, miranda rights and related stuff- when he posts now it's from a 6 x 6 jail cell. He'll try to convince you that it didn't happen, that he's just at home watching TV, that he's normal like everyone else. We know better here - and you can thank me for taking the risk, stepping up when others wouldn't and putting my nuts in the line of fire - so that other white males might not be victimized by this predator that pretends to be a golfer. Disgusting!

Nuts in the line of fire??? Dude you were TRYING to get them in the crossfire.

I think you made a typo on your hometown there pal . . . I think it's Turnintoaher, Maine.

[Mike O]

Nuts in the line of fire??? Dude you were TRYING to get them in the crossfire.

I think you made a typo on your hometown there pal . . . I think it's Turnintoaher, Maine.

I'll be off line for awhile- I need to go to Wal-Mart today to buy a dress and also play some golf.

[12 piece bucket]

I'll be off line for awhile- I need to go to Wal-Mart today to buy a dress and also play some golf.

Mike told me he was working on a top secret loading procedure . . . . broom handle techinque I think is what he called it. You go girl!