[slicer mcgolf]

I had never seen him/her before. But I knew upon arrival that it was the infamous Mike O. He was double parked at the back of the parking lot . . . purple Vega with spinners, no doors . . . he was sitting in the front seat holding a 9-volt battery on his tongue . . . . looking at a JC Penny catalogue circa 1981 . . . WITH NO PANTS ON. At least he was on his best behavior. His personalized plate said "4NiK8OR".

We hit balls and after the whole sheep episode he wanted some Sprite. He kept slapping the waitresses on the azz yelling "Nice game Kobe!" Then he went to the little girls room where he proceeded to upper deck the first stall . . . and then he was gone . . . vanished . . . the only evidence left was a trail of toilet paper and yellow "Pro-V's" to the parking lot.

i'm dying. bucks, you should write a book