[Augusta Golf]

Who's your V.P. - Do you have a link? If you considered Bucket you might get my vote but I'll wait for the link.

Ted Fort for Food Procurement? Are you out of your mind?! You've just lost my vote. That's like putting the fox in charge of collecting the eggs! That's as good as having no one in charge of food procurement! Also, why does it take 50 lbs of food a day to keep a 185lb man from losing weight? I submit that it's more proof that Hitting is not a good thing to be performing! Too many required calories! It's obvious that even at 50 lbs of food a day - there are not enough calories to create any thought- really he's just keeping the body going - the mind is already gone.

Still waiting on the call back from Keri Murphy...that sexy minx (oh behave!)
She was the host on Highway 18 on The Golf Channel. Ted just eats a lot because Neil made him carry that huge divot he carved out of Cuscowilla. I hear they brought in a backhoe and dumptruck full of topsoil and soon the course will resume normal play. Either that or they filled it with water from Lake Oconee and made it a water hazard. Just kidding Neil You're like the big brother I never had, and was always afraid to have!!