[12 piece bucket]

Who's your V.P. - Do you have a link? If you considered Bucket you might get my vote but I'll wait for the link.

Ted Fort for Food Procurement? Are you out of your mind?! You've just lost my vote. That's like putting the fox in charge of collecting the eggs! That's as good as having no one in charge of food procurement! Also, why does it take 50 lbs of food a day to keep a 185lb man from losing weight? I submit that it's more proof that Hitting is not a good thing to be performing! Too many required calories! It's obvious that even at 50 lbs of food a day - there are not enough calories to create any thought- really he's just keeping the body going - the mind is already gone.

Mike Oberstinker for surgeon general, drug czar, or minister of early childhood development . . .