[12 piece bucket]

Not the bucket.
Swings too good, not fat enough, too golf-like.

File it in the X-Files folder.

We have an admission that it's MikeO's wife. Cali has finally made it legal so that makes sense.
I would tell the dudette to get his/her right shoulder lower to guarantee he/she doesn't run out of right arm. Bet it takes little sissy divots.

You think Mikey's wife is hot . . . I can tell. I'll let her know about the shoulder. He'll appreciate that. 3 could be the magic number!