[Mike O]

Are you wondering what a newbie would think if they saw you called me dorkface? Or what they would think about all the convaluted stuff you just typed?

Let me reread and do your little pencil experiment (tee'd it high . . . you let it fly) . . . I'll holla back.

(can a pencil be a source?).

Here's my simple version for Barbecue heads!

Matthew was saying that since the left shoulder was orbiting up- that low point wouldn't be opposite the left shoulder.

Take your scissors and cut out a number 7- now hold the seven down with your pencil lead in the middle of the top line and when you rotate it- see if the bottom of the 7 - goes lower- down further - even when the "left shoulder" is moving "up" past the point of the top line being parallel to the ground. In either the 7 or the perpendicular one- low point ends up opposite the left shoulder.

I've also heard from the head office that no one will room with you or be your partner in the best ball (here comes Jeff Hull to give me the USGA official format) - head office says that I must partner up with you in all ways imaginable! - for the October event. Maybe you can begin the betting chart for all teams- and two man teams need to register/announce on the forum!