[Daryl]

Came across this quote today...anyone care to guess who's (hint: it's not 12p)

"Golf is happiness,
It's intoxication without the hangover,
It's stimulation without the pills,
It's price is high yet its rewards are richer,
Some say it's a boy's pastime yet it builds men,
It cleans the mind & rejuvenates the body,
It is these things and many more for those of us who know it and love it,
Golf is truly happiness."

More realism

Golf Gloves and New Clubs and fresh Balls for Swinging,
Direction and Divots say New Clubs are fitting,
Old clubs in storage tied tightly with strings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When Tee shots make Golf Balls get lost in deep grasses,
Good Wedge shots and Putting give Drivers free passes,
Sun Glasses and Golf carts help find my Lost Balls,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the Ball Hooks,
When the Tee breaks,
When the Drive goes mad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

The On-Plane Right Forearm is matter of fact,
Swivel to Startup and Swivel to Impact,
Left Wrist and Hinging and good Shots they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains confused brain it’s not easygoing,
Bruised Hands are swelling and Blisters are growing,
All this gets better and starts over each Spring,
That’s how I remember my favorite things.

When the joints ache, when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

I couldn't help it.