[12 piece bucket]

Dear Bucket,

This exercise is not intended for you because you know this stuff. But I’m writing you because you need to get 6” Bread Plate for this exercise. When you go to a Restaurant that offers cloth napkins, the Bread Plate is the smaller one about 6” in diameter and is placed to the left of the Big Plate that your meal is served on. Your Forks point to the Bread Plate. That’s the opposite side from your water glass. Normally, at KFC, they don’t give you a bread plate. Your bread is in a little box that comes with the big bucket of chicken.

That's the bread plate!!! You gotta be kidding me!!! Man back in my courtin' days I'd always tell my lady friends . . . "yeah girl you can put your teeth right on that plate . . .that's what it's for."
Nothing hotter than a chick eatin' popcicles with her teeth on the bread plate.

What's a "napkin"? . . . is that some sort of family-reunion/orgy type deal? If I'm doing a "napkin" it ain't gonna be cloth . . . laytex man . . . and that cuzin better be hot or at least be able to make good biscuits.