[Yoda]

By the way Yoda, you aren't affiliated with the Make a Wish Foundation, are you? I'd really like to know how long I have to live!

This could depend entirely on the LBG Homecoming Classic room assignments.



Recalling the words of that famous Kingston Trio Hit, Charlie on the MTA:

Let me tell you the story
Of a man named Charlie
On a tragic and fateful day
He put ten cents in his pocket,
Kissed his wife and family
Went to ride on the MTA

Charlie handed in his dime
At the Kendall Square Station
And he changed for Jamaica Plain
When he got there the conductor told him,
"One more nickel."
Charlie could not get off that train.

Chorus:
Did he ever return,
No he never returned
And his fate is still unlearn'd
He may ride forever
'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned.

What goes unsaid in all this is:

Mike O was on that train.