[12 piece bucket]

I'm all in...

But, I drew the short straw at the Falcon's Fire school. I got to room with Bucket. It shows you the influence that I have in the LBG organization, doesn't it?

I would have sworn he was wearing a sweater to bed. Or, he had all the hair on his head transplanted to his back. I thought it was an unusual request when Bucket, bald as a cue ball, asked to borrow my shampoo. The new bottle was almost empty when I got it back. Then, I heard the hair dryer running for 30 minutes.

I was always a creationist and never believed in Darwin's theory of evolution, because there are so many missing links. But, I believe Bucket may fill in some of the blank spots.

Hmmmmm . . . I'll have to use more formaldehyde on your pillow this time . . .