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This is exactly why I think there should be random drug testing in Golf! Oh, By the way Ted- the Steroid manufacturer accidently included your weekly order in my shipment- do you want me to forward it to you? Or can you get by with a swinging motion for a week or two? Last time you did that - you complained about that nasty Rash that developed.

Damn it Mike!!! When are you going to get this right!!! We go over this every week before you watch Josey and the Pussycats . . . the medication you take is for HEMroids . . . you are NOT taking steroids. Now go back to the chair, sit on your dougnut, calm down and watch Barney.