[Mike O]

Ted is being very modest here.
The Day before the Falcons fire school,he played at Eagle Creek in Orlando with some friends of mine.I told one of my friends to tell Ted on the tee that he could reach the 7th green if he bombed it across the O.B. on the right.
I forgot Ted was playing off the tips-it was 346 yards to the pin!.I was parked near the green and he carried it 320 -and just popped out of the rough another 5 yds.
Not bad for a hitter

This is exactly why I think there should be random drug testing in Golf! Oh, By the way Ted- the Steroid manufacturer accidently included your weekly order in my shipment- do you want me to forward it to you? Or can you get by with a swinging motion for a week or two? Last time you did that - you complained about that nasty Rash that developed.