Tiger - Way Outta Bounds
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12-06-2009, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket
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And HE and the whole Tiger Woods Inc. WANTED YOU to think he was different too. Sold it right to everybody. Gonna be bigger than Ghandi, bigger than the PGA Tour, bigger than golf, bigger than sport. . . not just a sports star . . . A FORCE . . . A PHENOMENON.
If these 3 skankazoidz are coming outta the woodwork . . . how many are there out there that AIN'T?
Wonder what Fuzzy Zoeller thinks about all this . . .
check this out . . . entire article below.
In a recent interview with the American magazine Sports Illustrated, he claimed that "Tiger will do more than any other man in history to change the course of humanity". When pressed on this point "more than Nelson Mandela? More than Gandhi?" Mr Woods continued:
"Yes, because he has a larger forum than any of them. Because he's playing a sport that's international. Because he's qualified through his ethnicity to accomplish miracles. He's the bridge between East and West. He is the Chosen One. He will have the power to impact nations. The world is just getting a taste of his power."
His mother concurs. "He can hold everyone together,"she says. "He is the Universal Child." Woods who shares some of his mother's Buddhist faith (every year on his birthday he travels with her to a temple where he makes a gift of rice, sugar and salt to the monks) claims that these expectations are not a burden on him: "I see it as fortunate," he has said. "I've always known where I wanted to go in life. I've never let anything deter me. This is my purpose. It will unfold." . . .
Witness the Woods Nike ad that ran on American television last year: Woods faces the camera and lists his remarkable achievements before stating:
"Hello world. There are still courses in the United States that I am not allowed to play because of the colour of my skin. Hello world. I've heard that I'm not ready for you. Are you ready for me?"
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008...8/golf.comment
Written when he won his first Masters . . . . Talk about Koolaid.
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Fuzzy won't say anything, and not just because he's learned his lesson. He has his own history as a wild child back in the day when the press kept mum. Groupies have been around forever.
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12-06-2009, 11:42 AM
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Tiger #5? Mindy Lawton.
A "Perkins" Waitress? That hurts.
In a Church Parking lot? That really hurts.
In the back of your Cadillac? That's too painful to grasp.
That's not opportunity sex. That's predator sex. Tiger, you are a very, very sick dude.
Last edited by Daryl : 12-06-2009 at 12:02 PM.
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12-06-2009, 01:21 PM
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Perkins? We dont have em up here but aint that a family restaurant? Im trying to picture that encounter...........ah forget it. Man, Tiger's #1 is always driving, eh?
Where does Bucket do his "hostessing"? Chilies? Bonefish Grill?
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12-06-2009, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by O.B.Left
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Perkins? We dont have em up here but aint that a family restaurant? Im trying to picture that encounter...........ah forget it. Man, Tiger's #1 is always driving, eh?
Where does Bucket do his "hostessing"? Chilies? Bonefish Grill?
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"Perkins" is a typical breakfast chain like "Bakers Square". Tiger an Elin typically attended for breakfast and Mindy was their waitress. Go Tiger.
I think that Bucket does most of his easy work at the "Soap and Sudds" coin laundry but his front page stuff is probably done at "Bonefish" while working as a parking attendant where he has access to parked cars and captive animals. |
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12-06-2009, 02:17 PM
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not sure if its been done on here, apologies if it has, but this is my favourite line out of the whole affair.
Police interview Elin Woods and ask her how many times she hit Tiger. Elin replies, "I'm not sure, stick me down for 5"
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12-06-2009, 05:52 PM
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We gotta figure out what these book are guys. Anybody recognize them? The top one looks like Hogan at impact sort of. Does the second one have a yellow cover?
http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/a...d=126013625 2
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12-06-2009, 07:09 PM
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The black book, 100%, is the One Plane Cut by Blake Burleson. Not Kidding!
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12-06-2009, 07:11 PM
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Pure guess on the second one...
Feel the inside move the outside by Mike Hebron.
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12-06-2009, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by KevCarter
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The black book, 100%, is the One Plane Cut by Blake Burleson. Not Kidding!
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NO WAY. That is great for Burley. |
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12-06-2009, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by O.B.Left
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NO WAY. That is great for Burly.
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Yes way! 
Way to go Burley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heading to my golf library to find my copy and actually read it. 
Kevin
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