[12 piece bucket]

Hall of Fame post, Bucket. Rendered and illustrated, as usual, in your own inimitable style. I've been around many of the exalted gurus of the game, and nobody gets it more right than you. And, mano-o-mano . . .

You're a hard dog to get off the porch!!

And you're still the faithful Cap'n....but really all you gotta do to get this sorry dawg of the porch is to throw a poke chop biscuit in the yard....bait a trap with the other white meat and you'll catch me ever' time?