NEXT!!!! Mikey???

Adding value
 

Cometgolfer,
Let's add some value and motivation for attending the event. Bucket and I will be presenting and distributing our latest invention. It's funny this thread should touch directly on it- simply a coincidence. It must have been a few months ago that we heard Frank Thomas of the USGA state that the ball would fly 2.5 yards farther for every 10 degree increase in temperature. Now, here is the confusion- is that the temperature in the air or the temperature of the ball? Well, Bucket and I thought it was the temperature of the ball - and after sneeking in and gathering some nuclear material - YES, we have invented a ball warmer - NO this is not a joke! That warms your balls to an additional 500 degrees- for those not so sharp in math- that's an unbelievable 125 yard increase in distance!! We promise you that this new invention will have you jumping out of your shoes! An unbelievable 125 additional yards - that's even more yardage than what the "Hammer" driver gives you. Normal retail sale price is $49.99 but if you attend the event- you will receive the "Bucket Nuclear Ball Warmer" for $19.95- and if you pre-order- we will throw in a "Bucket Nuclear Shaft Warmer" - free of charge!! If you have never been long - and want more length- PM Bucket for your Nuclear accessories now.

Cometgolfer- Since you helped create this post- We'll send one directly to you free of charge. We don't deliver to PO Boxes- so we will need your physical address of your home and due to the nature of the material - you'll need to be there - so let us know when you will be there to accept the package. &D:

Uncharted Territory
 

MikeO,

With your last post, this thread has gone where no LBG thread has gone before... :redface:

This is the longest thread in the forum.

That's nice . . .

NOW GET BACK IN THE CLOSET!!!!!

I'm sorry princess, didn't mean to exclude you too.

Bucket,

With your last post, this is offically the longest thread in the forum.

Found your pattern yet Ned?

yep . . . circle circle dot dot . . . we got the lawngist and it's only 9 months away before this thing is brought to life . . . and 9 months after that Mr&Mrs Mrodock will probably be Mike O's baby-mama-baby-daddy-baby-cuzin all at the same time.

We'd stop posting if you'd just confirm the date, place, time, and details!:salut:

5260 members already have all the details!
You and Bucket will get the info everyone else already has approximately 5 hours prior to the event so stay packed and ready at all times.

Ok dorkalishush . . . you've met you post quota in MY forum for the quarter . . . snot nosed Daryl is out there amongst 'em . . . why don't you lick your fingerz and wipe the crusty boogers off his face and read him a story or something?

Mmmmkay...you got it. This place is off-limits. Going back to the closet now.
Yo Daryl. Dust off a bottle Chateau Latour and I'll tell you some swamp stories.

No visit required Mike!! After reading your post and about y'alls new invention I thought "hmmm..... that makes perfect sense, but why wait? Heck, I play in 3 hours and need that extra length now!"

Soooooooooo, I have a nice new box of Pro-V1's in the microwave on "high" as I type! I can't WAIT to see the reaction on my playing partners faces when ................., just a second, I smell something, and what is that noise?????????

Uh-oh.


I'll be right back.

I would not go anywhere near a "shaft warmer" involving Bucket or Mike O.:stop:

I once put my balls in boiling water-someone said that made them longer.
The only thing it did was make the walk seem longer!

Ah, Neil! You've found out what Bucket and I have already discovered- golf balls in the Microwave doesn't work! However, we did find that if you put your cat in there with only 3 prov1's - your will get some good results.:happy3:

Mike ,I'm Neil not Cometgolfer:confused1
I think you may have got too close to that "nuclear material":eyes:

Too many drugs:headbang:

Also, Bagger and BamBam- MAJOR problem in the Smilie Department!! You have the same Smilie for both headbang and super. FIX IT NOW!
No, No :naughty: I SAID FIX IT NOW!
Where is my medication? Damn it!:shaking:

Bucket
:iamwithst

Understatement of the year

REALLY MAN!!! Mike O does need his medication!!!

Bagger thought it might be fun to change all the smilies to the headbanger, but the medication thing scared me a little...

:super:

Bagger,

No need for the meds until you start to understand the bucket of "o" posts. If you do understand them, well I can't really help you!!


todd

Thank god Bucket has forgotten the shaft warmer!

I haven't forgotten it . . . I gave the protype to Daryl to test after I used it . . . Oh man I forgot to clean it . . .don't guess that makes any difference.

Idiot
 

Ah! Idiot- MBCpro was referring to:
Bucket
:iamwithst

That's the understatement of the year!!!

Post #700
 

POST #700!=D>

With the same useable information and value as the first 699!

That doesn't count. I would like to form an ad hoc committee at the Homecoming Classic to address issues concerning “empty Posts”. Solely, from a cursory examination of Posts this past week, I estimate that Bucket has 150 Posts and Mike O has 125. Neil has 250 and I have 655. Yoda has 2256. Yodasluke has 400 but he’s a Hitter and so most of them don’t count. :)

A camel is horse by committee!
 

# 182:laughing9 :laughing9 :laughing9

Ok, you're on it.:rolleyes:

REally????????

Okie
 

That Okie is really getting on my nerves! Not to mention he never did show up in the parking lot- wearing the color clothing that I recommended!!!

Boomer Sooner
 

I told you "Yoda," that I don't do orange! Now crimson is another thing!

Hot air usually elevates!
 

I accept the committee position. I make a motion to open the window because there is a lot of hot air in this thread! :)

Dang Mike . . . if you want to ask the dude out on a date . . .

JUST FREAKIN' ASK . . . You are sooooooooooo junior high.

Okie,

Were surrounded. One's on the East Coast and One's on the Left Coast. What to do? Make them Roomies. :laughing9
Do not let them play in the same Foursome.

He was talking about you dingleberry . . . you got more hot air than Meatloaf's hairdryer.

Too much!
 

Meatloafs hairdryer! I should not encourage you, but I that it dang funny! Secondly, I don't accept proposals this early in the season. I am holding out for a contract renewal in July...this hot Italian chick I've been stalking for 13 years now! I would say we have been going steady for all 13 but she is...well...Italiano!

Daryl,

If they play as well they sling the yella paint around we may be in a pickle...I'd be the weakest link for sure. I hope Bucket is still obsessing about pivot alignments by then! :naughty:

Elwood,

Mike and I have decided that anybody that has more than 3 posts on an internet golf forum cannot play their way out of a paper sack.