Banjos
 

Oh! You'll hear the Banjos Neil. I'm tuning mine up right now as I post this.:boohoo: You didn't think this many people were going to show up for just a golf school - Did Ya?

Committee Decisions
 

Ah! Todd, I checked with the Committee- and this post does not count- so officially you are still at 96. If you have less than 100 posts - you don't get a vote!!!! Now, make another 4 posts and then re-ask nicely. Wow! I just had a flash back to the Movie - "A Few Good Men"!

I think we just got a sneak peek at the sequel . . . "One Dumbazz Just Made One Lame Post"

I'm available anytime, any date. :salut:

August
 

First week in August!

Thanks, Okie . . .
 

. . . but, because of the club, teaching and tournament schedules of our participating professionals, that's way early. If we expect to achieve the important professional participation we want, we simply must get 'outside' the season.

The LBG Homecoming Classic will be a post-season event.

:salut:

Dangit!
 

Too close to the PGA? I may have to take a sabbatical! I feel the resolve building!

'Off Peak' Advantages
 

It's not the just the PGA, Okie. That one event -- albeit a 'major' -- affects relatively few people in our world. It's the 'whole season' realities we must consider.

I want this to be a mega-blowout event. I want top flight professionals in all the important disciplines -- tournament play, golf stroke, course management, physical and mental -- to participate. I can't do that at a price that is affordable to the majority of those who would like to attend if I do it in the summer.

Plus . . .

It's cooler later in the year.

:)

January?
 

For the sake of pricing?:laughing9

Tournament
 

Moved post to this thread.

No swing'm

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Originally Posted by mrodock
Well, at least it was inspired by something even more lame . . . as much as I don't enjoy criticizing myself. How are you hitting 'em these days?

If you want to insult Ted then go ahead but don't insult me- Hit'm Come ON!

I usually always play and practice- maybe not that good but I'm always trying to get better. However, over the last three months haven't touched a club. I have been busy at work and looking at moving to Maine- so I've been stressed 24/7 with business, real estate and personal stuff. Lately I lined most of it up and got it on the tracks - Hence, these wacky posts to release some stress!

Now, the important thing is the tournament and the rules for lining up a partner- Lynn any rules? I know I said Scramble last time but that was a mistake- Best Ball! We'll need an LBG traveling trophy(s) for the year - one for each player of the winning team! It should be one big motha trofy - I might suggest that we have one full time Hitting team- just so we can make fun of them later at the bar.
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"Beware of the Bucket Brigade Koolaid- He'll say it tastes great but he's not all there!"

LBG Classic 2008 -- not 2009
 

No, Okie. It will happen this year, not next.

:)

So be it!
 

It was the Glaswegian in me! Okie out!:sleepy:

I agree. Get outside the Pro season. Get some Pro's.

A once in a lifetime opportunity TGM APPLIED.

Dude you better get that checked out . . . or at least get a shot or something.

September 23-25 Match Play
October 5-7 Griffin Classic
October 27-29 PNC Championship

the tournament
 

Quote: Originally Posted by mrodock

"Now, the important thing is the tournament and the rules for lining up a partner- Lynn any rules? I know I said Scramble last time but that was a mistake- Best Ball! We'll need an LBG traveling trophy(s) for the year - one for each player of the winning team! It should be one big motha trofy - I might suggest that we have one full time Hitting team- just so we can make fun of them later at the bar."

Firstly, I'd have to pull a Bucket and have me play with me. I haven't seen the Hitting contingent on the list.

Secondly, what are you going to do? Are you going to make fun of how bad the Hitter's strokes looked when they won by eight shots? :rambo: :violent: \\:D/

Note: The was no centripetal force used in the making of this post.

Notice that my quote does not appear in the box as all the other quotes do. Reason? I was misrepresented. I never said the above! Further, I've never made fun of Ted, and I especially wouldn't months before potentially meeting him. I may have poked fun at people he's beaten by numerous shots on the course, but never him. Although, I should say, there is no way anyone can hit the ball well with their hands that far forward at address . . . Wait, Ted's going to hit one, better not look or I'll be proved wrong!

By the way, I shot 39 on the front 9 of Colonial Country Club from the back tees with the hands WAY forward, hmmmm, maybe it can work. I made it through the horrible horseshoe without losing too much blood.

If in fact it is a four ball event (best ball is not recognized by the USGA), I will take my man Chris Asbell. We are the Georgia PGA four ball champs and both swingers.

I understand that there are some cavemen coming you might be able to partner with or, like you stated, you could just play with yourself (the door is now open bucket).

Oh naw . . . You can't do that with the door open!!!! Rookie.

Speaking of shots
 

Speaking of shots...there needs to be a handicapping system (and I do not mean whoever draws Bucket!) I ain't no pro! Look at me...talkin' like I am already there!

I'll will endure future night terrors and room and play with Bucket...1/2 ride? Plus I play better with laughter induced endorphins! :laughing9 :golf:

only in the 6th edition
 

:laughing9 :laughing9

It can't be done if you only own the 7th edition. But, if you have the 6th, it's "especially useful for Hitting".

Hitters can't hit it very far, either. :golf: :eyes:

will the real Asbell please stand up?
 

I thought Asbell was a Hitter? Surely, he won't stoop to such a level to call himself a Swinger :queen: ...and, just for a trophy?

OH, THE HUMANITY!!

Yodasluke,

There ara lot of things I will do for a trophy, and especially them oversized checks that come with the trophy!

As far as being a swinger, hitter or switter, that is something golfgnome and I continue to work on. That is why I am so interested in participating in this little shindig. I figure with this many bright TGM'ers and Bucket, a concensus may be formed for me. The problem is, I often times can go both ways in a single round. As evidenced by some of my tournament round scores in the past.

Multiple personality disorder
 

My partner seems to have suffered from bucket's multiple swing disorder syndrom. Hopefully he will come back to me soon. I ask that no one speak or communicate in any way to him until this affliction is controlled by medication.

shooooot
 

As Tow Mater would say in the movie Cars, SHOOOOOOT. We knowed you can play! (Sorry. I live in a 2 year old's world)

All of my time with Lynn has been a gift from GOD. I'm no Jeff Hull, and I really didn't start playing until I was 21. But, I've had great success, for me.

Anytime I'm around Lynn, I try to shut my mouth as much as possible. I've tried to be a sponge for the last few years. And, my life changed as a result.

Last year, I had five under par rounds for the year (through our last tournament). Four of those rounds were in tournaments, with only one recreational round under par. You'd think with two kids and no practice, I'd be going in the other direction.

My standings in the GA Section PGA:
2007 - 26th
2006 - 36th
2005 - 46th
2004 - 68th
2003 - 69th

Guess when I met Lynn...

I tell you this as an encouragement, and to tell others what a difference Lynn has made in my life.

If anyone has the ability to come to this event, it will be one of the best times of their life. That is, unless they want to keep shooting in the 100's. then, I'd stay as far away as I could. :)

These statements will be a catalyst to concensus building . . . look for a pm from Mr&Mrs. Mrodock on the possibility of sharing a room and other things.

Context??? We don't need no stinking context!!!

Too late . . . he's soon to be a palm shaver like Ted and the rest of them.

Oprah??? is that you??? Somebody let out their inner-Swinger . . . cute.

You'll have to clean up that language if you want to play with me young man . . .

Words are hard to understand.

I am proud to stand up and say that was MY post! Would I make fun of Ted- of Course!! So much material! Now, Ted - Find a partner before it's too late- no excuses!:naughty:

Jeff,
Read between the lines- and be careful!

For Heaven Sake TED! We're already jam packed as it is! Please we need to limit the crowd to a managable size!

Ted, You ever think there might be a reason for that! ?:happy3:

P.S. No Centripetal Force - nice I liked that one!

Ted, You ever think there might be a reason for that! ?:happy3:

P.S. No Centripetal Force - nice I liked that one!

Bucket,
We need to talk - CAVEMEN? I mean we're stupid but CAVEMEN? What's Jeff's address? PM it to me. USGA rules? He's definitely got the wrong event. Does booze, half naked women and yelling in your backstroke fall under the USGA rules? Four ball - Best Ball? Helppppp!!!!???????

Chris,
Bucket's been polite enough to graciously take some time before you tee off and help you with your game. I think he wanted you to understand - Are you breathing out or in - on the backswing? More details I'm sure to follow- don't worry about a thing.

Who's on this commitee?? I need to know!!!! I have a friend who can make things happen:naughty: By they way how do you double post, that seems to bring the count up pretty fast.:laughing9

This whole group is starting to scare me, it used to be only bucket and mike o scared me, now the list is growing, and I want to go spend time with these folks, what is wrong with me?????

See you all soon,

todd

Team Bucket & Daryl
 

I don't care what the teams are as long as Bucket & Daryl are on the same team and somebody playing with them brings a video camera.

Aren't there enough bootleg porn videos on the internet already?


todd

a "partner" or a partner? Please be more specific.