Going down, Sir?
 

We create our heroes out of scanty materials for the purpose of easy dismantling.

Nike better bring back that talking headcover.

It's a tough world out there
 

The Police asked Tigers wife how many times she hit him. She said, "I don't remember exactly, but put me down for a 5."

Apparently Phil called Elin yesterday to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

No Bucket..... don't even go there!!! :clap:

Tigers Caddie picks are Nice! LoL

Tigers Driving Skills
 

Can't make out the book cover in the back seat. :clap:

By the way, What's the difference between a golf ball and a Caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway.

The truth is out on why Tiger hit a Fire Hydrant and a Tree. He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
drumrolllllll kaaachiing.
OK I'll stop now.

LoL.. Is that Bucket Humor....!

Phil Michelson announced today that he’d like to see 'Fire Hydrants' installed on all par 5’s.

Tiger...
 

...blamed the accident on his Escalade malfunctioning...typical Tour player...blame it on his caddie.

But seriously, what do you expect when a person is told his entire life that he is "perfect" or "special" and then is given special treatment due to athletic prowess. Has he busted his arse to get better and better? You betcha...but he has also been given incredible advantages ALL HIS LIFE.
A wife sees him not as Superman, but as flesh and blood, warts and all. It is different treatment than he has been experiencing all through his life. I feel very sorry for the kids...I was expecting him to be a Nicklaus or Hogan or Nelson, but he is just another jock with no morals...spoiled rotten.

One Mistress Rule
 

We should all learn from Tiger, never break the one mistress rule!