Originally Posted by Mike O (Post 49388)

Cometgolfer,
Let's add some value and motivation for attending the event. Bucket and I will be presenting and distributing our latest invention. It's funny this thread should touch directly on it- simply a coincidence. It must have been a few months ago that we heard Frank Thomas of the USGA state that the ball would fly 2.5 yards farther for every 10 degree increase in temperature. Now, here is the confusion- is that the temperature in the air or the temperature of the ball? Well, Bucket and I thought it was the temperature of the ball - and after sneeking in and gathering some nuclear material - YES, we have invented a ball warmer - NO this is not a joke! That warms your balls to an additional 500 degrees- for those not so sharp in math- that's an unbelievable 125 yard increase in distance!! We promise you that this new invention will have you jumping out of your shoes! An unbelievable 125 additional yards - that's even more yardage than what the "Hammer" driver gives you. Normal retail sale price is $49.99 but if you attend the event- you will receive the "Bucket Nuclear Ball Warmer" for $19.95- and if you pre-order- we will throw in a "Bucket Nuclear Shaft Warmer" - free of charge!! If you have never been long - and want more length- PM Bucket for your Nuclear accessories now.

Cometgolfer- Since you helped create this post- We'll send one directly to you free of charge. We don't deliver to PO Boxes- so we will need your physical address of your home and due to the nature of the material - you'll need to be there - so let us know when you will be there to accept the package. &D:

Originally Posted by Mike O (Post 49388)

Cometgolfer,
Let's add some value and motivation for attending the event. Bucket and I will be presenting and distributing our latest invention. It's funny this thread should touch directly on it- simply a coincidence. It must have been a few months ago that we heard Frank Thomas of the USGA state that the ball would fly 2.5 yards farther for every 10 degree increase in temperature. Now, here is the confusion- is that the temperature in the air or the temperature of the ball? Well, Bucket and I thought it was the temperature of the ball - and after sneeking in and gathering some nuclear material - YES, we have invented a ball warmer - NO this is not a joke! That warms your balls to an additional 500 degrees- for those not so sharp in math- that's an unbelievable 125 yard increase in distance!! We promise you that this new invention will have you jumping out of your shoes! An unbelievable 125 additional yards - that's even more yardage than what the "Hammer" driver gives you. Normal retail sale price is $49.99 but if you attend the event- you will receive the "Bucket Nuclear Ball Warmer" for $19.95- and if you pre-order- we will throw in a "Bucket Nuclear Shaft Warmer" - free of charge!! If you have never been long - and want more length- PM Bucket for your Nuclear accessories now.

Cometgolfer- Since you helped create this post- We'll send one directly to you free of charge. We don't deliver to PO Boxes- so we will need your physical address of your home and due to the nature of the material - you'll need to be there - so let us know when you will be there to accept the package. &D:

Originally Posted by cometgolfer (Post 49429)

No visit required Mike!! After reading your post and about y'alls new invention I thought "hmmm..... that makes perfect sense, but why wait? Heck, I play in 3 hours and need that extra length now!"

Soooooooooo, I have a nice new box of Pro-V1's in the microwave on "high" as I type! I can't WAIT to see the reaction on my playing partners faces when ................., just a second, I smell something, and what is that noise?????????

Uh-oh.


I'll be right back.

Originally Posted by cometgolfer (Post 49429)

No visit required Mike!! After reading your post and about y'alls new invention I thought "hmmm..... that makes perfect sense, but why wait? Heck, I play in 3 hours and need that extra length now!"

Soooooooooo, I have a nice new box of Pro-V1's in the microwave on "high" as I type! I can't WAIT to see the reaction on my playing partners faces when ................., just a second, I smell something, and what is that noise?????????

Uh-oh.


I'll be right back.

Originally Posted by Mike O (Post 49441)

Ah, Neil! You've found out what Bucket and I have already discovered- golf balls in the Microwave doesn't work! However, we did find that if you put your cat in there with only 3 prov1's - your will get some good results.:happy3:

Originally Posted by neil (Post 49445)

Mike ,I'm Neil not Cometgolfer:confused1
I think you may have got too close to that "nuclear material":eyes:

Originally Posted by Mike O (Post 49447)

Too many drugs:headbang:

Also, Bagger and BamBam- MAJOR problem in the Smilie Department!! You have the same Smilie for both headbang and super. FIX IT NOW!
No, No :naughty: I SAID FIX IT NOW!
Where is my medication? Damn it!:shaking:

Bucket:iamwithst

Originally Posted by MBCpro (Post 49451)

Understatement of the year

Originally Posted by Mike O (Post 49447)

Too many drugs:headbang:

Also, Bagger and BamBam- MAJOR problem in the Smilie Department!! You have the same Smilie for both headbang and super. FIX IT NOW!
No, No :naughty: I SAID FIX IT NOW!
Where is my medication? Damn it!:shaking:

Bucket
:iamwithst

Originally Posted by bambam (Post 49462)

Bagger thought it might be fun to change all the smilies to the headbanger, but the medication thing scared me a little...

:super: