NEXT!!!! Mikey???

Adding value
 

Cometgolfer,
Let's add some value and motivation for attending the event. Bucket and I will be presenting and distributing our latest invention. It's funny this thread should touch directly on it- simply a coincidence. It must have been a few months ago that we heard Frank Thomas of the USGA state that the ball would fly 2.5 yards farther for every 10 degree increase in temperature. Now, here is the confusion- is that the temperature in the air or the temperature of the ball? Well, Bucket and I thought it was the temperature of the ball - and after sneeking in and gathering some nuclear material - YES, we have invented a ball warmer - NO this is not a joke! That warms your balls to an additional 500 degrees- for those not so sharp in math- that's an unbelievable 125 yard increase in distance!! We promise you that this new invention will have you jumping out of your shoes! An unbelievable 125 additional yards - that's even more yardage than what the "Hammer" driver gives you. Normal retail sale price is $49.99 but if you attend the event- you will receive the "Bucket Nuclear Ball Warmer" for $19.95- and if you pre-order- we will throw in a "Bucket Nuclear Shaft Warmer" - free of charge!! If you have never been long - and want more length- PM Bucket for your Nuclear accessories now.

Cometgolfer- Since you helped create this post- We'll send one directly to you free of charge. We don't deliver to PO Boxes- so we will need your physical address of your home and due to the nature of the material - you'll need to be there - so let us know when you will be there to accept the package. &D:

Uncharted Territory
 

MikeO,

With your last post, this thread has gone where no LBG thread has gone before... :redface:

This is the longest thread in the forum.

That's nice . . .

NOW GET BACK IN THE CLOSET!!!!!

I'm sorry princess, didn't mean to exclude you too.

Bucket,

With your last post, this is offically the longest thread in the forum.

Found your pattern yet Ned?

yep . . . circle circle dot dot . . . we got the lawngist and it's only 9 months away before this thing is brought to life . . . and 9 months after that Mr&Mrs Mrodock will probably be Mike O's baby-mama-baby-daddy-baby-cuzin all at the same time.

We'd stop posting if you'd just confirm the date, place, time, and details!:salut:

5260 members already have all the details!
You and Bucket will get the info everyone else already has approximately 5 hours prior to the event so stay packed and ready at all times.

Ok dorkalishush . . . you've met you post quota in MY forum for the quarter . . . snot nosed Daryl is out there amongst 'em . . . why don't you lick your fingerz and wipe the crusty boogers off his face and read him a story or something?

Mmmmkay...you got it. This place is off-limits. Going back to the closet now.
Yo Daryl. Dust off a bottle Chateau Latour and I'll tell you some swamp stories.