Bucket is Tiger?
 

If you do a search on all "Bucket" posts and see when they are posted - there is significant proof that my allegations that "Bucket" is "Tiger" - is not just a made up story. Also, notice Bucket spelled backwards (T)Tiger, (E) Eldrick(K), "CUB" - coincidence? no chance - odds of that 1: 4,000,000,000. I've heard rumors before that Lynn, Bam Bam, and company - know this to be true - granted no proof or confirmation from any of them - pretty tight lipped when I've asked them about this - I'll be back with more proof! I'm sure this post may bring out many from the closet with more information.

Good news and Bad News
 

Tiger was named AP Athlete of the Decade. He finished ahead of Lance Armstrong, Roger Federer, Michael Phelps and Tom Brady. Latest reports also have his wife Elin filing for divorce...sad.

Bucket doesn't have internet access from his Yacht Privacy - I expect we won't see him posting for an indefinite period of time.

The Maine Attraction
 

That’s good, very, very good. Explains allot. Got much snow up there Mikey? How is the "New English" coming? Learning not to pronounce your "R's" yet?

"Athlete of the Decade" with Trophy.




Tiger was seen practicing putting today.

Mass Hole
 

Just don't coss the boda DC - you know what we do to the people from Mass!:confused1

I like the putter Daryl- good work! It's crumbling now- he better find a fall out shelter!

Our Man On the Street
 

Daryl,

You are way too much.

:eyes:

Still wondering how you got those dead-on photos of the hydrant and tree long before anybody knew the property layouts and their exact locations.

If I had his cash . . . I'm still not sure I could scratch up enough smack to pay for a conjugal with something that didn't walk on hooves or eat with its face in a bowl.

Were you not able to find the Sears catalog when you unpacked all your crap or something? You sure have been posting a lot since you "quit." This is some of your best stuff though . . . can't lure the cat with Cheetoz no mo'?

I had thought of a Tiger Woods Calendar, but there may be more girls than months. Billy Dee Williams has proposed a better idea.


The Tiger Woods Mistresses Commemorative Plate Collection.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgiCX_y1BW8

Hah!

LBG should put out some commemorative plates.............

Hi Im Lynn Blake. And Im pleased to announce that now you and your family can collect and learn at the same time with the Daryl DelSasso Commemorative Plate Collection. Each month you'll receive a handsome home fired commemorative plate immortalizing the Words and Wisdom of this Great Fountain of Golf Knowledge.

Such as, post number 1,862, from a recently as today........."are you saying that to me because Im Muslim?".

Or who could forget........post number 1,435 his shocking thread start......"Meatball Methods".

Followed quickly by post number 1,445 "My Rigid Power Package Method".

Beautiful words, beautiful plates! The first one hundred callers will receive a Special Gift, The Daryl DelSasso twitter collection.

Time is running out. Call today.