Attachment 1480Ok, take us to a Premier League game at Manchester!

You got that all wrong boss . . . . we make people INTO FURNITURE in the U-Haul (and of course that incident Mike had with the cow goes without speaking).

If you really want to see a football game, "soccer" to you lot over there, then go to Anfield, home of the Greatest Team of All Time!

Whats their name? Whats their name? Whats their name?

LIVERPOOL:cheers: :cheers:

What have I started?!

Probably WW3 if Neil reads this!:violent::laughing9

Liverchester United, right? :)

Why don't you combine the two and go and see a Liverpool vs Man U game at Anfield (can you tell where my allegencies lie??? :D)
Alex

Don't go slumming it 'up North' with those pikeys!

Come to London and watch Arsenal, the most entertaining team in the league

:happy3:

LOL...it's on like a chicken bone now :boxing:

P.S. This is a Southern joke which means you must pronounce "on" as "own".

OK Y'ALL
First-there is only one team in Manchester-CITY
Second you don't go to liverpool unless you want your wheels to be stolen.
Third -Arse who?

:thumright Ok Neil, we'll play along but only if you fly us over to watch a game

I think that all people running for office should have to
post their handicap and tell whether they practice
a reverse pivot.

The USGA would like to inform all golfers that there is a possibility of MAJOR rule changes to the game of golf which may occur sometime after November 4. This is only a preview as the complete rule book is in the process of being rewritten now.

Here are a couple of basic changes that you can expect to see shortly:

Golfers with handicaps.

Ø below 10 will have their green fees increase by 35%

Ø between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees

Ø above 18 will play for free and even get a check from the club/course played

The amount of money put in for bets will be as follows:

Ø for handicaps below 10 an additional $10

Ø between 11 and 18 no additional amount

Ø above 18 you will receive the total amount in the pot and you do not even have to play.

The term "gimme" putt will be changed to entitlement and will be used as follows:

Ø handicaps below 10, no entitlements

Ø handicaps above 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts

Ø handicaps above 18, if on green, no need to ever putt, just pick it up

These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness in scoring so that the final scores of all players will be about the same.

In addition, a Player will be limited to a max of one birdie and/or six pars, any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par. Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player making the birdie or par, can that Player begin to count his score again.

The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes but the term "net score" will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps 18 and above.

This is intended to "redistribute" the success of winning by making sure that in every competition the above 18 handicap players will post only "net score" against every other player's gross score.

Because Golf is the greatest game in the world today, these new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf. Golf must be about fairness only and it should have little to do with one's own ability.

those proposed rule changes suck

:violent: :iamwithst :boxing: :thumbdown

Yes they do.