As upposed to goats, sheep, crimes against nature, death, and petting zoo turds?

Ted . . . . . your kids are obviously cute . . . I wish you would have consulted with me before posting this . . . as you can see Mikey is aware that you have reproduced and . . . well . . . he's posting in the thread with the pics . . . not sure how you get into a witness protection program . . . but I think you should do a google search or something. But before you do that . . . change the locks on your doors and sprinkle the perimenter of your yard with monkey turds and dandruff shampoo . . . if you could find a blow up goat/sheep/cow or one of them deer targets, put it on top of a trampoline in the front yard.

Hope everything works out . . . don't call me.

my address
 

He asked for my address last night, and I gave it to him. Is that a bad thing? I thought he was going to send my new baby a card or something.

In our town the got like a nuclear holocaust bunker type deal under the post office . . . they got all kinds of food and tp and crap down there . . . I'd suggest you investigate that . . .

again . . . do NOT call me.

Posting
 

Just an FYI - I won't be posting for a few days but I'll be back at it by the end of the weekend. If you'd like to take a lesson in the Swamp - I'd suggest you hurry.
Thanks :happy3:

Wow . . . just noticed where you live . . . Turn-Her????

Turner into what?. . . Sausage? Turner back into a man? Turner lesbo? Turner pet into a prom date? Turner Maine artery into a Twizzler stick?

beautiful.

I dressed up for Halloween as well. Won first prize in the costume contest!







3JACK

So did Ted, O.B. Left and Mike O. But I don't think it's just for Halloween. :laughing9

Bucket took some of his animals on a "Trick or Treat" binge.

which babe am I?
 

Can I be the one on the right? At least the jaw looks masculine.

Mike is on the left, OB center and Ted on the right.