Dude, I warned you about going out there. Better get back to the wiring closet where it's safe.

I'm having second thoughts on this reunion thing .
Can we do it in Florida where I can carry a gun!
We could use my course -Free!:golf:

Naahh - I like these little wake up calls.
Bucket is always a little "raw" in the morning.

Working on the YodaMiles point deductions list today. :) :) :)

Neil . . . that thing you carry in your pocket book is NOT a gun . . .

If it has batteries . . . it's not a firearm.

you thought I was kiddin'
 

For all those so eager to room with Bucket, here's what awaits.

I told you he was a Sasquatch. I had to crop the picture for obvious reasons.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THAT PICTURE OF MY MOM ON THE INTERNET . . . YOU'RE OUT OF THE CIRCLE NOW.

The Open . . . Not!
 

We'd love to see you there, Matt. But don't worry about the pre-tournament prep . . .

Knowing this cast of characters and the pending festivities planned, I think your 'C' game will suffice!

:golf:

:laughing9 ..................:laughing9

Neil,
If you don't come - we'll come and get you. So would you rather look over your back - all the time. Or just be a man and face the music.... face the music?... never was good at quoting that kind of stuff. From what Bucket has told me- I know the answer. You might want to buy a mirror and put it on your shoulder- you won't strain as many neck muscles.

Henny's Aboard!
 

I bring glad tidings . . .

Henny Bogan -- PGA TOUR caddie extraordinaire -- has confirmed with me this morning his attendance at this fall's LBG Homecoming Classic.

:notworthy

Moreover, he will be a featured participant (with Jeff Hull) in our sessions devoted to Course Management and the Mental Game (got something else cooking here, too; stay tuned!). He and Jeff will lead a session devoted to teaching you the 'tricks of the trade' and how you can apply them to cut strokes in your own game, even if you never enjoy the edge of a TOUR caddy.

Welcome aboard, Henny, and good luck this week at Pebble!*

:salut:

*Henny's on the bag for past Masters champ Larry Mize in this week's AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am.