What are the fundamental alignments of a good Pivot?

[12 piece bucket]

UPP,
Now if you needed help beatin down bird breath! I'm here to help!
Rule #1 - If he starts a thread- it will end in a beat down bar fight! Guaranteed!
Rule #2- He's ugly. Why do I say that? - just sounds right to me.
Rule #3- It's just about impossible to thread-jack a Bucket thread but that should not stop you from trying!

Those are the three imperatives as I see them.

As usual PM me with any and all solutions to this problem. Whoever sent me that PM with the mud, chicken, car, and vinegar idea- sorry but it was just too sick- I think it was DG- nevermind- not sure. However, we are modifying it for the October reunion- any and all ideas to rid this site of this greased chicken will be accepted!

Michael . . .

Please don't do this to my thread. It is rude. We're having a very serious discussion here. You and your little friends need to keep your juvenile humor contained somewhere else. You should be ashamed of your behavior. You always obfuscate the true message. People are trying to learn. You are being purposefully disruptive.

Now please refrain from this activity or remove yourself from the forum.