If the scholarship idea is really golfgnomes, he better get out of his little garden hittin' all them practice balls and start postin' a little more.
If Bucket can find his way down to the ATL, maybe you and Ted can drag him from The Swamp over to LaLa Land and we can start him on his training program.
Bucket can't come to Roswell, too many churches and elementary schools nearby. Maybe we should all just meet in Tennessee, less restrictions.