Swingers drink Top Shelf.....Hitters out of the Tap...

I'll hook a drink outta the sink, hose, dawg bowl or toilet if necessary.

I think Yoda prefers Hitting and he's an accomplishedpianist (uh huh). So maybe all hitters ain't mouth breathers.

And some of us swingers prefer carharts to cashmere :D

(Of course, there is the possibility that I may be a hitter trapped in a swinger's pattern)