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Mama Sang Bass...Daddy Sang Treble
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Let me be the first to announce... Homer Kelley just turned over... And smiled! :) |
Like school on a Saturday
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I read this again . . . you said the club is first class. Is ole Ron stabbin' trash there or playin' golf? If he's playing golf it probably won't be first class long! They call me . . . :D |
Aren't hitters the guys that have a cigar in their mouth, Munsingwear hard collar shirt untucked in the back, "Bucket's Hat" and wear brown Dexter golf shoes with the tassles and a couple of spikes missing?
Swingers are the cats that smoke in the lounge after a round,wear the Zanella pants from Italy, The Bobby Jones Collection Silk Shirt, Matching acccessories, Titleist Visor, and the White Footjoy Classics Style #50672? ;) ASS |
Victoria's Secret . . .
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Swingers got all them purty clothes . . . but they got on women's draws underneath! Hitters got tighty whiteys with the skid mark. |
Hitters - Plaid bag, no headcovers (except on their irons perhaps), cut-off jeans shorts, t-shirt.
Swingers - Speed cart, Cameron putter-cover, buttoned up polo. :) |
Arrows and Swords
Swingers flirt with clubhead throw-away. Hitters crush the clubhead against the ball.
Swingers shoot arrows like an archer and Hitters stab with swords if they fought to save Middle Earth alongside Aragorn son of Arathorn. The Steelers are Hitters. Pass offenses are Swingers. Hitters can do both. Swingers can only Swing. |
Swinger... Danny Noonan
Hitter...D'Annunzio Who won the Caddy Scholarship? That's right=; cause the face ain't listening |
skippin' and stompin'
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Hitters stomp down the fairway. Swingers are ballerinas. Hitters are boxers. |
Swingers- quiche and croissants for breakfast at O'Charlie's
Hitters- biscuits, gravy, eggs, sausage, hashbrowns and grits at Waffle House (don't forget the ketchup) Jim S. |
Swingers like ProV1x, multi-layer for the soft feel...
Hitters like TopFlites! Swingers Like watching old clips of Bobby Jones! Hitters like watching the RE/MAX long-drive championship! Swingers like Absolut Limon with Diet Coke and a Twist of Lime! Hitters like Pabst Blue Ribbon (data da Milwaukee in me)! I give each not to poke fun, as I think I'm a still part switter! FL-John |
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